messing up on the first line of ur favorite song
WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
but what are the perks of being a wallflower
kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea
most amazing feeling to wake up in fresh mountain air, look out through a cozy tent and see nothing but ocean, waves, and nature for miles. Camping in Big Sur was a trip
*gains 5 pounds*
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.
why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background