queen-elsa-of-pokemon:

reluctantisthehero:

Stop. Read this.

That shirt looks great on you.

I like it when you smile

I care about you.

It’s gonna be okay.

I’m so happy you’re alive.

Stay strong, everyone.

This needs to be on everyone’s dash

222,733 notes

spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

153,590 notes

hughhighlander:

A very nice moohawk.

crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

47,742 notes

slowlikehoney92:

she loves flowers

imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector 

385,319 notes

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 
282,905 notes

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

246,282 notes

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

419,700 notes

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

709,686 notes

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

433,226 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along